Me duele la cara de ser tan guapo

Ni siquiera hay que preguntarse que esta sucediendo en el país que se recurre a un hombre que afirma: «Los Mexicanos son los mas feos del mundo».
¿Y?.
Periódicos y programas de television tanto Mexicanos como Argentinos dedican paginas y horas enteras (respectivamente) a encuestas y comentarios sobre el comentario.
Que quede claro, todos tenemos alguna opinión sobre algo (o mucho) y no por eso se nos transmite en cadena nacional de diversas naciones, yo por ejemplo pienso que un cierto tipo de porquería (Tizziano Ferro) fué un imbécil al haber dicho que todas las Mexicanas eran feas menos Salma Hayek. Primero, la vieja no es mexicana es mezclada y segundo es de las mujeres mas feas que ha dado el mundo.
Todas son feas bien, todas son bonitas, bien, yo me quedo igual.
La única duda que me queda es que esta pasando en Argentina de lo que también necesitan distraerse.
Los noticieros también corrieron la alarma por un vídeo modificado de una campaña contra la violencia hacia las mujeres en el que incluyeron una foto de Fabiruchis. Insisto, si yo hago chistes en mi casa (mi pagina, mi cuenta, mi espacio), ¿tienen que llevarse a debate en los medios masivos?.

Solo hay que ver la noticia del momento, Mexico comprara automoviles chinos para venderlos en abonos. El presidente de la compañía encargada del chanchullo dice al ceji-depilado usurpador: «Estamos de acuerdo que de estos presidentes necesita Mexico», ¿de cuales serán?, ¿los corruptos?, ¿los que no generan empleos sino consumidores?, ¿los que autorizan creditos a los endeudados?, ¿los que dan poderes a los medios de comunicacion?.
Que vulgar.
Ya hablando de vulgaridades, el adorno para closet conocido como Miguel Bose dijo: «Si los Venezolanos quieren volverme a oir cantar en su país no voten por Chavez», oh si, la seguridad social, medicamentos, mejoras a la educacion, repartición mas equitativa de los bienes del estado, inversión nacional y tasa de desempleo mas baja no son nada comparados con el remedo de «Letal» cantando que siempre sera un amante bandido.

Bitch please

The King of Spain (XV century much?) told Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez «Why don’t you shut up» during the summit of leaders from Latin America, Spain and Portugal.

This was the King’s reply to a speech in which Hugo Chavez called former prime minister (of Spain) «fascist» and we all know that when a prime minister decides to bomb a country’s civilians and then invade it to steal their natural resources for years they shouldn’t be called anything but «world saviours». So maybe Chavez should have had bowed down to the King, that old man descends directly from God as we all know, nobody elected him but this world is so full of democracy it doesn’t matter, the King should be respected, just like Aznar, Bush and Blair because they are humans, not under-animals as Chavez wants us to believe.

Nicaragua’s president also showed problems bowing down to Spain’s philanthropic royalty, what’s more, he accused Aznar and the King of plotting against left-wing governments in Latin America and getting involved in the USA coup d’état against Hugo Chavez during 2003.

Aznar’s «democracy tour» (when he was still prime minister) had no other interest than to teach people in those ignorant countries full of oil that only right-wing political parties were qualified to guarantee a good economy and stability.

Can be blame the Spaniards for wanting to exploit LA countries?, with no gold, diamond mines, oil, gas or even a good location, where are they supposed to find the economic means to be a first world country?, if their own companies earn more money overseas, what’s a XXI Century King meant to do???, become a physiocrat?, a worker?, that’s so outdated!, establishing their monopolies in poor countries is the road to liberalism and freedom, no indian full of communist ideas should get in the way of progress.

Chavez is a dictator waiting to happen but, he called Bush «devil», he called Fox «the emporium’s puppy», he called snakes «more human than fascists» and now I can’t wait to see what will be the spaniard’s king new name.
Long live Chavez!.

Grijalva, Uscumacinta, Carrizal.

One million people lost their homes after Tabasco was flooded, how did it happen?. The pseudo-president blames global warming; Is nature cruel and unpredictable all the time?.

1999
During that year (’99) Tabasco got less severely flooded, a project was then created to prevent it from happening again. Several government agencies announced plans such as the construction of floodgates and dams, last year 2 thousand million pesos were given by PEMEX to continue those works, residents complained not all the money was invested and what was built had no use because the materials allowed water infiltrations.

October, 2006
The Supreme Electoral Court admits the elections in Tabasco had several irregular situations but declared Granier the winner, this gave Tabasco a governor from the same political party that has been ruling for over 75 years.

October, 2007
The last governor of Tabasco, Madrazo, was accused of cheating during a marathon in Germany, his walk marked to be seven time faster than an Olympic medallist runner, when confronted he argued all judges knew he had an injury and it had clearly stated he wasn’t really participating but had crossed the finishing line only to get his participation diploma.

October 31st, 2007
Half of Tabasco’s territory gets flooded, the Governor says he can’t force people to leave their homes but will do it anyway if the situation worsens, he also says there’s no risk of the Grijalva river overflowing.
A few hours later pseudo-president FECAL helps filling up with sand a few sacks that will be used in case the rain returns. At night he gives a message to the nation, Tabasco is severely affected and asks for money and food to be given to their «mexican brothers».

November 1st, 2007
The Grijalva river overflows leaving most of Tabasco underwater, people will remain on top of their homes for days without food. Television does a special coverage, a million people need clothes, food and a safe place to spend the next few days, TV channels and banks are receiving donations 24hrs a day. Three days later most people have not received any help, newspapers report: «only TV crews are arriving but empty handed».

November 4th, 2007
Information about a National Electricity Board plant being the one to blame for the catastrophe becomes a constant in a few newspapers, apparently the plant was reaching the safe limit of water stored, when they were informed the severe rains could permanently damage the whole structure they opened the gates causing the flood.

November 5th, 2007
The National Electricity Board announces it will participate in the pseudo-president’s request that will excuse Tabasco residents of paying taxes during three months. Some congressmen made public their intention of donating one day of their salary to help people.

Oaxaca and Chiapas are also having severe flood problems, thousands, just like in Tabasco are isolated.
The UN issues a press release informing the floods could have easily been prevented had some «simple and inexpensive» measures were taken.

The government says there’s no risk of an epidemic and compare the tragedy to the one in New Orleans.

Farandulero

Hace apenas unos días un desconocido conductor de programas de espectáculos fue encontrado golpeado y atado (sin cuidado) afuera de un hotel.

Inmediatamente aquellos que lo apoyan insinuaron que fue un desafortunado incidente que pudo ocurrirle a cualquiera.

¿Cualquiera?.

¿¡Qué clase de sentido común (aparte del nulo) se debe tener para salir a las 2am buscar un sexoservidor, ir a un motel de paso y entrar a un cuarto solo con el?!. Me perdonaran pero no creo que la mayoría de la población corra ese riesgo por querer correr riegos.

Lo mas genial es que en su defensa el hombre dice: «Me invito a una fiesta donde dijo iban a haber ‘amigas'», ¡ah bueno!, así ya cambia todo, si un prostituto dice que me invita a una fiesta con viejas pues todo esta bien.

Fabiancito, hay muchos que lo hacen gratis y al medio día en tu casita, ¿para que demonios le buscas ruido al chicharrón?.

Pero es tiempo de olvidar rencillas, delitos o fallas y perdonar, perdonarnos todos y estar muy unidos, por eso voy a olvidar por un momento los terribles comentarios que he hecho en contra del MySpace, de su naturaleza patética, de su existencia injustificable, lo olvidare todo porque León Larregui me agregó a su lista junto con otras 15 mil personas, soy especial, me vio, sabe que existo, contradiciendo a Jodorowsky la vida tiene el sentido necesario y yo, con su amistad MySpacina ya puedo morir en paz.

¡Eres grande León, eres grande!.